I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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