the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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