...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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