I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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