problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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