You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I woke up under a house in Key West
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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