Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He has the fingertips of a God
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