Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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