So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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