Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
True strength comes from lack of pants
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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