it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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