He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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