The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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