i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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