you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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