I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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