I think I died a long time ago.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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