I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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