awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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