I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
too bad you live with your parents still
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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