so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Boobs speak an international language.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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