Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I need you to use more vowels.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
