this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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