I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
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