this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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