What should our trivia night team be named?
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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