I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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