I just made out with a guy for $7.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize