dude i'm inner monologue high
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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