I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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