do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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