Well apparently he's into motor boating.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
