Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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