We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
tell me about the fingering
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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