dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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