My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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