You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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