he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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