doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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