Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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