...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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