I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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