Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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