dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I FOUND THE LEGS
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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