Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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