I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The air taste purple.
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