yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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