Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
where are my eyebrows?
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