try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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