i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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