Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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