doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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