I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
grandma shit on top of the toilet
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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