oh god the rape fog is back!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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