i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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