How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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